well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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