In the future we'll all be gay
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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