didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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