Welp...herpes.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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