The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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