well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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