i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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