ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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