hell yes lets make some ravioli
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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