I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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