I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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