Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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