For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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