we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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