friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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