i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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