he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
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