Don't you send me to vm
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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