i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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