I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Randomize
