i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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