wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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