they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
sex in a hospital.. check
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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