Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Randomize