Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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