Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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