ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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