worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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