In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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