if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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