Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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