I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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