Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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