he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
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