Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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