He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Randomize
