This girl is more easily done than said...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
