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Fuck
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
