She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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