I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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