Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
Do vagina's smell?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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