any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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