That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
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