sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I take back everything I said about communal showers
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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