So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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