Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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