I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Someone signed my nipple.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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