I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Randomize
