I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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