If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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