love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
