you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
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