4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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