If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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