After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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