think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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