Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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