8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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